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femslash100 Challenge 57: Crack)
AUTHOR: Angie
FANDOM: Kath & Kim
PAIRING: Kim/Sharon
WORD COUNT: 150
NOTES: I was definitely on crack when I wrote this.
Picture.
There is movement under the covers, Kim looks up from her ‘Hello’ magazine and sees Sharon emerge, sweaty and red-faced.
“Kim, are you nearly there yet?”
“Nuh. Keep goin’.”
“Aw but Kim, you know I get lockjaw really easily. And I’m claustrophobic. And I’m supposed to be down the sports centre for netball in ten minutes.”
“Sharon, is it my fault that Brett left me for that bitch, Kelly?”
“No Kimmy!”
“Is it my fault that I got barred from the pub and am therefore temporarily unable to get myself a half decent root?”
“Well…you did get your boobs out and …”
“Is it, Sharon?”
“No.”
“You’re my second best friend, Sharon. And if you want to be Godmother to my daughter, you’ll have to be prepared to take on extra duties from time to time.”
Sharon sighs. She pulls the covers over her head. Kim turns back to ‘Hello’.
femslash100 Challenge 57: Crack)AUTHOR: Angie
FANDOM: Kath & Kim
PAIRING: Kim/Sharon
WORD COUNT: 150
NOTES: I was definitely on crack when I wrote this.
Picture.
There is movement under the covers, Kim looks up from her ‘Hello’ magazine and sees Sharon emerge, sweaty and red-faced.
“Kim, are you nearly there yet?”
“Nuh. Keep goin’.”
“Aw but Kim, you know I get lockjaw really easily. And I’m claustrophobic. And I’m supposed to be down the sports centre for netball in ten minutes.”
“Sharon, is it my fault that Brett left me for that bitch, Kelly?”
“No Kimmy!”
“Is it my fault that I got barred from the pub and am therefore temporarily unable to get myself a half decent root?”
“Well…you did get your boobs out and …”
“Is it, Sharon?”
“No.”
“You’re my second best friend, Sharon. And if you want to be Godmother to my daughter, you’ll have to be prepared to take on extra duties from time to time.”
Sharon sighs. She pulls the covers over her head. Kim turns back to ‘Hello’.
