Ficlet: A kiss is still a kiss (Suburban Shootout, Lillian/Joyce)

Title: A kiss is still a kiss
Fandom: Suburban Shootout
Pairing(s): Lillian/Joyce (kinda)
Rating: Whatever rating repeated and gratuitous use of the f-word gets you these days.
Prompt: An unexpected kiss
Author's note: This is for the passion_perfect Second 24 Hour Challenge. And was also kind of inspired by the commentary for one of the SS episodes in which Emma Kennedy (I heart her!) says "I don't think Lillian's ever properly done anything with another lady."

( A woman of very loose morals, and loose underwear. )

Ficlet: Summer faded into fall (Mary Ann/Wanda, Goodbye Earl)

Title: Summer faded into fall
Fandom: Goodbye Earl [It's a song. By the Dixie Chicks. Really.]
Pairing(s): Mary Ann/Wanda
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Offing your least favourite character.
Author's note: Written for the 24-hr challenge, so really it's ralst's fault. When I read this prompt, this was the first thing that came to mind, and then it wouldn't leave. And you can't tell me that you never thought that Mary Ann and Wanda were gay for each other.

(PS No, I can't believe I've written it either)

( Earl walked right through that restraining order... )