I quite like vulnerable, powerless Aphrodite - particularly when she's in lamenting mode - “I mean, they’ve always kinda been my secret weapon, you know? But now they’re all saggy and droopy and I’ve only been mortal for a day. By next week they’ll be at my waist!” but even though I know this is meant to be about the femslash my favourite part of this is Ares and even though I know that he would do anything to win a bet when I think of the idea of Ares and Gabrielle all that comes to my mind is "nothing more needs to be said, ding-dong, the bitch is dead".