Only if you promise not to go around revoking your aunthood as easily as you seem to do your best-friendship. *huffs* You know the revocations aren't real and that I love you very much

But anyway, yes you would be Auntie faithinthepoor. Of course, you'd need to buy her presents. Nothing homemade. And certainly not sand in a bottle but I would put VERY pretty ribbons on my sand in a bottle!!!!

Well, that sentence has now caused me to envision a sort of 'Junior Maria school' with all the mini-Marias running around in their colour coded Maria outfits. Little Abi is particularly cute in my head. Oh my god that is the most adorable thing ever!!! They are like the Muppet Babies in my head now. Abi, by the way, is definitely climbing a tree and scraping her knee and she is frequently pulling Aoife's pigtails

I am pretty sure that it is stated in writing that my status is secure for life. I will find the statement if necessary. And as iron clad as that statement was there were some hidden clauses written in lemon juice in case such a disaster befell me