Do I get to be a defacto Aunt to little Scribbs? - Only if you promise not to go around revoking your aunthood as easily as you seem to do your best-friendship. *huffs* But anyway, yes you would be Auntie faithinthepoor. Of course, you'd need to buy her presents. Nothing homemade. And certainly not sand in a bottle.

because I really want a little Aoife - Well, that sentence has now caused me to envision a sort of 'Junior Maria school' with all the mini-Marias running around in their colour coded Maria outfits. Little Abi is particularly cute in my head.

Should that happen I would have to revoke your status - I am pretty sure that it is stated in writing that my status is secure for life. I will find the statement if necessary.