I love how this conversation changed from being about a fic which is pretty much about someone's brutal death into a conversation about baby names and ducks. We're so random.

I would have enough self-restraint - I suffer from no such affliction. I'm telling you, my kid would be Scribbs for the rest of its life. Boy or girl.

my not(and never going to be) conceived child would likely be called Aoife - But that's a lovely name! As is Siobhan. Either of those would be brilliant.

Jesus, I hope I never get to the stage where I'd consider calling the sproglet 'Connie'.