Babe you are like a duck naming savant! It is very impressive (and also kinda scary)

Yes, it is scary. Because it is very impulsive. And I fear that if I ever have a child, it'll be the same way.

For instance, if I were to have a child right now, it would be named 'Scribbs'. And it probably wouldn't appreciate that later in life.

During the summer it would've been called 'Elphaba' and before that, 'Inara'. I am setting my not-yet-concieved child up for a lifetime of therapy, aren't I?