I'm sure I must've told you the Baywatch story...no? No, no you have not!!!!!! Details please missie....

Zoe/Tessa, rank Hmmmm. I'll see what I can do. Gets all excited.

On the Lucille scale (which is what all fabulous older women are measured on) she doesn't score that highly. Tessa is not even in Lucille's league but then so few people are.

Yay for ducks!!! They need names - I can't have four nameless ones - there is a Santa one and a black one that says Berlin