Judy grins affectionately. “Hey sweetie, been drinking?” Lucy goes all wide eyed, like she’s been caught doing something she shouldn’t.
Heeee. Can totally hear it. I love it when you capture just the way Famke, in character, speaks, so I can hear it in my head *huggles*
“It was…an experience. Not one I’d like to repeat in a hurry. Seeing my grandma stick a twenty dollar bill into some girl’s garter and then ask for change is something I could live without seeing twice.”
Gah! Oh, poor Katie... Although that did make me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit LOL
“Man, you’re hot. Isn’t she hot, Katie?” She turns to me expectantly. I have absolutely no idea how to answer that question. “I…uh…well…yeah, I guess.”
*snerk* There's no good way to answer that LOL Say no, it's an insult, say yes, and next thing you know, your drunk aunt is wrestling you to the ground *giggle*
“Katie’s great, isn’t she?” “Yeah, she’s great.” “When we have a kid, I want it to be just like Katie.” “Well, I’ll keep that in mind and see what I can do.” “Maybe we could clone her?” Oh good lord. “Maybe we should leave ethically questionable conversations about cloning your niece until after we’re married…what do you say?”
Just... just... I have no words for how EPIC this part is. For serious. Epic.
The odd word filters through. Love. Tomorrow. Lingerie. I walk a little further away in case I learn more disturbing things about one of my aunts.
LOL I know the feeling, Katie, m'dear. And trust me, it's worse when it's your parents. *wise nod* LOL
And I have to admit, she is kinda hot.
Hells yes! Also... now I want Famke/Zooey fic. And I don't even like Zooey. Except when she's paired with Emily, but that's another thing entirely LOL
All in all... SO CUTE OMG I SQUEED AND LAUGHED SO HARD AND YES, EULOGY FIC MAKES ME SQUEE IN ALL CAPS, IT'S A THING LOL
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“Hey sweetie, been drinking?”
Lucy goes all wide eyed, like she’s been caught doing something she shouldn’t.
Heeee. Can totally hear it. I love it when you capture just the way Famke, in character, speaks, so I can hear it in my head *huggles*
“It was…an experience. Not one I’d like to repeat in a hurry. Seeing my grandma stick a twenty dollar bill into some girl’s garter and then ask for change is something I could live without seeing twice.”
Gah! Oh, poor Katie... Although that did make me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit LOL
“Man, you’re hot. Isn’t she hot, Katie?”
She turns to me expectantly. I have absolutely no idea how to answer that question.
“I…uh…well…yeah, I guess.”
*snerk* There's no good way to answer that LOL Say no, it's an insult, say yes, and next thing you know, your drunk aunt is wrestling you to the ground *giggle*
“Katie’s great, isn’t she?”
“Yeah, she’s great.”
“When we have a kid, I want it to be just like Katie.”
“Well, I’ll keep that in mind and see what I can do.”
“Maybe we could clone her?”
Oh good lord.
“Maybe we should leave ethically questionable conversations about cloning your niece until after we’re married…what do you say?”
Just... just... I have no words for how EPIC this part is. For serious. Epic.
The odd word filters through. Love. Tomorrow. Lingerie. I walk a little further away in case I learn more disturbing things about one of my aunts.
LOL I know the feeling, Katie, m'dear. And trust me, it's worse when it's your parents. *wise nod* LOL
And I have to admit, she is kinda hot.
Hells yes! Also... now I want Famke/Zooey fic. And I don't even like Zooey. Except when she's paired with Emily, but that's another thing entirely LOL
All in all... SO CUTE OMG I SQUEED AND LAUGHED SO HARD AND YES, EULOGY FIC MAKES ME SQUEE IN ALL CAPS, IT'S A THING LOL