Hee!!!!! This was very cute and funny and I am very happy about it's existence (even though it is not the Liv fic that you need to be writing in order to make me truly happy).

‘Hey, minions, it’s none of your fucking business what I’m doing with my shirt caught in a shredder, but if you must know, I was making out with my incredibly hot girlfriend at the time and wasn’t able to function as a human being, hence the resulting meeting of shirt tail with shredder.’” Tee hee - Alex should say that often!!!!

I have to admit, as much as I love my girls, my fav bits are the Casey bashing! I love the idea of there being an edict to prevent her having sharp objects and I her getting her hair stuck in the shredder.