This? Was amazing and hilarious and adorable I loved every moment of it.

I particularly loved the old-married-couple bickering, Chace's crying, and Taylor throughout.

And now I shall quote just a handful of my favourite lines. (And I'm really limiting myself here because there were so many quotable bits).

"No, you think I’ve had drunken sex with some random man and I’ve repressed it to the point where I’ve convinced myself that my girlfriend somehow magically got me pregnant."

The entire sequence in the doctor's office had me LOLing.

“Call wardrobe, tell them we need a really big purse for Blair. Really big.”

And this:

“Oh…Oh!” he said, taking a step backwards as he noticed a small puddle collecting around Leighton’s feet. “What does that…I mean, does that mean that…”

“It means there’s gonna be six more weeks of winter. What the fuck do you think it means?” Leighton yelled.

Bitchy pregnant Leighton is awesome.

Thank you so much for writing this, and I do apologise if you're going to get a ton of pregnancy-related Amazon recommendations forever more. :-/